There are three things people need to survive. Sleep. Water & food. & a way to get rid of the water & food.
Now this post may be a bit of TMI for some of you, so don’t go unsubscribing on me just because I got no shame.
Let me tell you all a story, my dear jury.
Miss Yaya has never been too shy about speaking up. Maybe sometimes I act uncharacteristically quiet or shy, but not majorly. And not when it comes to when I gotta go. Go where? … Go
When little yaya was in the fourth grade, she raised her hand in class one day and asked to go to the bathroom. (Now yaya hasn’t always been a darling, so the teacher said no because yaya had probably misbehaved) So what did yaya do? She got her lil behind up and walked straight out the classroom to the bathroom. I had to go.
That’s what I mean y’all.
And now when little yaya isn’t so little? Well the rules have not changed, no matter how little or big, if I gotta go, you better believe I will. This includes public restrooms and all sorts of numbers. 🙂 And I do mean all. No shame – because I would rather make a stink in the bathroom than walk around soiled like the ground…
Now some of you may not be so bold. Some may not want to go if there are people in the bathroom, or if there are many stalls. I have friends that refuse to go in public, and some that won’t even go anywhere but their own house. (I pray for y’all but that’s another story…)
Enter Poo~pourri into the court room.
Spray this little bugger around four times into the toilet pre-deed and it absorbs all smells. Made of essential oils, this handy dandy toilet companion doesn’t just announce your past deeds – or doos with “Garden Fresh” (it never smells like a garden either), but rather makes it smell like Vanilla & Lemon oils went frolicking around the porcelean gods.
What it is:
Poo~Pourri bathroom spray deodorizer does more than eliminate bathroom odors – it is forever changing the bathroom experience. Just picture this…Last night’s buffet was the best you ever had, but today at the office, all that eating is catching up to you. As you walk out from your second visit to the restroom, you nearly collide with the handsome lad from two offices down. You both pause, staring at each other. Just then, the door shuts behind you. A rush of bathroom air fans past. “Mmmm, citrusy,” he says and walks away. You pat your purse and smile — Poo~Pourri bathroom spray deodorizer, it keeps your dirty little secret.
Poo~Pourri toilet deodorizers work hard to eliminate bathroom odors and remove most evidence of your embarrassing moments in the bathroom. Our patent pending formula of essential oils control odor by creating a barrier that prevents embarrassing bathroom smells from every escaping the toilet. We make sure that the stinky poop smell isn’t something you’ve left behind. So go ahead, let others think your poop doesn’t stink- maybe even convince them it smells pretty nice?
Unlike most bathroom spray deodorizers that try to mask the stinky poop smell after it is in the air, Poo~Pourri is designed to be sprayed directly onto the toilet bowl water before you go! Poo~Pourri toilet deodorizer does more than just improve air quality- it is environmentally friendly. Our secret blends rely on essential oils to eliminate bathroom odors making it safe for the planet and your septic.
We are so convinced that you find Poo~Pourri to be the best deodorizer you have tried that we offer a 30-day unconditional Money Back Guarantee. Try this toilet deodorizer today and find out what should be missing when you use the bathroom.
Review (5 highest, 1 lowest):
Packaging: 5 out of 5 (too cute – with a little P charm – pee or poo? up to you!)
Price: 4 out of 5 ($9.95 for 2oz. $14.95 for 4oz. & $24.95 for 80z.)
Quality: 5 out of 5
Overall: 5 out of 5
It also comes in:
- Poo~Pourri Original – A citrus fresh blend of Lemon-grass, Bergamot and Grapefruit
- Royal Flush – Fresh Essence of Eucalyptus with Spearmint
- No.2 – Sweet Bouquet of Mandarin, Bergamot and Orange enhanced with Peach and Berries
- HeavenSCENT – a divine blend of White Jasmine Florals
And I’m not showing you any pictures of the process thereafter – I’m not completely shameless!
I’m in love with this product. The packaging and concept is what killed me in the first place. How could I turn down something named Poo~pourri? The packaging came next, with the sweet wrapper and witty descriptions.
What really got my gavel knocking was how well it worked. The bottle says spray 4-6 times so I sprayed the max (to be safe) and let me tell you, 3 or 4 would’ve been fine. The scent is super pleasant, and not something you normally get a whiff of. I had a coworker go into the bathroom and tell me if she knew what I did and she reluctantly did so, and said no. She said the bathroom smelled really good and asked me what I sprayed (we have been looking for something that doesn’t smell like chemicals for the office bathroom for months).
When I told her it was Poo~pourri, she smelled it and promised to head to the website that same night. The judge isn’t improperly trained y’all, My Own Judge likes this, and thinks you will too! You can and should get it here.